Billy Mays RIPWell miss youYour ads on TV made commercials somethingWe could enjoy on TVI wanted to buy OxiClean so muchYou made cleaning funYour face made everyone smileEven if the show ended on a cliffhangerRight before the commercial startedEven the worst dayCould be washed away by yourFamous commercials forKaboom, Orange Glow, Mighty Mend itAnd of course your famous ad forOxiCleanYour death was untimelyA blow to theAs Seen On TV IndustryNow all we have is the ShamWow! GuyAnd he is nothing compared to youMay you rest in peaceUp in TV commercial heavenBilly Mays, you will be missed.
Make Me Your PuppetI dont own Naruto okay? This is my first attempt at a SasoDei fic from Deidaras perspective. It is just an oneshot drabble and I hope you like it. Well enough with the A/N, on with the fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I look up to him. He is my mentor. He is my partner in the Akatsuki. He is Sasori no Donna. I do not know what it is about him that I admire. Is it his art? As an artist I know how it is, an artist and their ideas of art and beauty. He believes that art is eternal while I believe it is fleeting. In fact if you were to ask me the way I want to die, it would be with my art in a huge explosion. Weird? Well yeah, I guess it is but hey, so is the man I have fallen in love with, Sasori.Call me all the names you want about this, I dont care. I feel I must tell you what I want to do for him. I want to be his puppet; I want to help him in battle so he can do the best he can. You see he uses puppets made from the bodies of his victims. He can use all their chakra and jutsus j